Toilet Bombing Heart Molester

May 8, 2011

Are you sick and tired of being healthy? Are you getting bored of staring at those rock solid eight packs?
The cure is here! Take a look at this beautiful creation by some very enthusiastic people.

This is 7-Eleven, Wendy’s, Pizza Hut, Mcdonald’s, and Taco Bell getting together and having a baby. A baby in the shape of a….well you go figure it out.

Take a Mcdouble from Mcdonald’s. Shove a Taco Bell Crunch Supreme between the Mcdouble patties. Get some fries from Wendy’s, and a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut. Sprinkle a liberal amount of fries onto the pan pizza. Take your McTacoSupremeDouble and place it lovingly onto the fries topping. Now, relish with a corn dog fresh from 7-Eleven. Take the corn dog and jab it into the middle of this flavorful mess. You have now activated the ingredients fit for a thousand heart attacks and strokes combined.

This is ridiculous you might say.
Who in their right minds would ever devour such an intimidating opponent?
If there’s a will, there’s a way.

Fine job young lads, we can only hope that your stomachs also decide to share your feelings of victory.


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