Guilty pleasure

May 9, 2011

Food art. Pleasing to both the eyes and the tummy.

I wonder if this egg agrees with me.


Are you sick and tired of being healthy? Are you getting bored of staring at those rock solid eight packs?
The cure is here! Take a look at this beautiful creation by some very enthusiastic people.

This is 7-Eleven, Wendy’s, Pizza Hut, Mcdonald’s, and Taco Bell getting together and having a baby. A baby in the shape of a….well you go figure it out.

Take a Mcdouble from Mcdonald’s. Shove a Taco Bell Crunch Supreme between the Mcdouble patties. Get some fries from Wendy’s, and a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut. Sprinkle a liberal amount of fries onto the pan pizza. Take your McTacoSupremeDouble and place it lovingly onto the fries topping. Now, relish with a corn dog fresh from 7-Eleven. Take the corn dog and jab it into the middle of this flavorful mess. You have now activated the ingredients fit for a thousand heart attacks and strokes combined.

This is ridiculous you might say.
Who in their right minds would ever devour such an intimidating opponent?
If there’s a will, there’s a way.

Fine job young lads, we can only hope that your stomachs also decide to share your feelings of victory.

Honey-lemon rack of lambs with a side of red wine.

Oven baked lamb steak doused in green garlic and wine.

Lamb steak needled with rosemary and marjoram.

Olive oil poached lamb chops.

Rosemary and porcini crusted lamb loin.

Sorry vegans.

Van Gogh.

May 6, 2011

Do you want to become an artist, but don’t have time for all that silly technical training?

Well…Here you go. You can fulfill your artistic needs while also fulfilling your appetite. Perhaps after consuming such a piece of work, you will start showing signs of mad painting skills. You never know unless you try.

Thus, I invite all you aspiring artists to indulge in some delicious starry night delights.

It's over 9000....calories.
Very impressive.
Maybe even more impressive than the number of calories.

Look for the signs.